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  1. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    Which side of the road do they drive on Roger......the bit in the shade? <laugh>
     
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    Montysoptician, Aug 24, 2020
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    same as England......... and the bit without potholes<laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 24, 2020
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    rooch 3, Aug 24, 2020
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  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife came into the bedroom wearing only stockings and suspenders. She walked slowly over to the stereo and pressed play and a Take That song came on
    "Oh for f*ck's sake" I moaned. "Put something else on"
    "What would you prefer?" she purred "Coldplay? Snow Patrol?"
    "No, a dressing gown. You look f*cking hideous
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 25, 2020
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre today.
    He had his back to the fuschia
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 25, 2020
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  6. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    We all like to make out like Fireman Sam is a f*cking hero...
    But... is he??? Is he really???
    There's only around 25 people who live in Pontypandy and they're all setting fire to something, EVERY SINGLE F*CKING DAY...
    You've got to educate your people, Sam..
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 25, 2020
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  7. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Really really sorry.

    riker.jpg
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 25, 2020
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    02080490090 have just called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
    Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, and then asked about the accident.
    I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to the hospital as I was too injured to fly.
    They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
    I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
    Apparently, I'm a time wasting w*nker.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 25, 2020
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  9. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Gil T Azell, Aug 26, 2020
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Gil T Azell, Aug 26, 2020
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    had to think hard there if Yootha Joyce was still worth one, but then i would have to get in the que behind you Gil.<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 26, 2020
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  12. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    You better believe it <laugh>
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 26, 2020
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and yer naar i dinut like sloppy seconds, but not once will yer let me gan furst fekker<cool>:bandit:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 26, 2020
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Gil T Azell, Aug 26, 2020
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    why Martin Smith was that the name you telt the lasses who let you ave a bit on sarada neet
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 26, 2020
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    Wouldnt have been my 1st choice.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 26, 2020
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no yer twat you would have used mine as first choice, i'm still paying now and it wasnt me
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 26, 2020
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 26, 2020
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    MrRAWhite, Aug 28, 2020
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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