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  1. Draig

    Draig Well-Known Member

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    I know, it's mint!
     
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    Draig, Jul 31, 2020
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  2. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Yew sure?
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I'm bloody cabbaged after reading through this lot..
     
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  4. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Is that shallot for the day?
     
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    rooch 3, Aug 1, 2020
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    The government in England have banned people in the North from visiting other people's houses. Half of Liverpool have now lost their 'job'.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 1, 2020
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  6. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife said, "Can you give me a hand with this zip."
    I went over and started trying to pull it up, "It's no good," I replied. "It's going to break if I keep trying." She said, "What am I going to do?"
    I said, "You'll have to sleep outside the tent you fat bitch
     
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  7. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    SITTING IN FRONT OF A FAN NAKED AND ITS LOVELY,
    THE STAFF IN CURRYS DONT SEEM TOO PLEASED THOUGH
     
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  8. Nig

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    The mrs bent over the freezer to get a joint of meat out the other day.
    Not wanting to miss the opportunity I whipped it out and started rogering her from behind.

    " Get off me you fooking pervert" she cried.

    "You've never complained before" I said.



    "We're in fookin Tesco's man".
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I once had a shoe repair business in Northampton ....
     
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  11. Evil Jimmy Krankie

    Evil Jimmy Krankie Well-Known Member

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    Cobblers mate, cobblers.
    Used to live there. Last time we visited it looked like it had turned into an open air crack house. Very sad.
     
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  12. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Were you a sole trader?
     
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    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Nah, an employee who got the boot. Apparently he was trying to chat up the young female customers, such a heel.
     
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    Ozzymac, Aug 2, 2020
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  14. Smug in Boots

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    Only when I had the fishmongers ....
     
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    Is that because you needed to scale down the business?
     
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    I heard the plaice was to big.
     
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  19. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Had an argument with the wife in the elevator yesterday.

    Apparently i've never been so wrong on so many levels.
     
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    Ozzymac, Aug 2, 2020
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    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Cod a fooled me
     
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