Been out for a walk this afternoon, nearly home when four young lads came up to me and started a row. Anyhow they started to give me a proper good hiding. Punching and kicking me when I was on the floor. I mustered up the last of my strength, and, against all odds, managed to knock one out. Probably not the best time for a ****, but......
I watched A porn film last night: A woman was giving a hand job to a joiner, a plumber, an electrician & a plasterer! It was called: ' Jack Off all Trades'
Whenever I see posts on this yellow background with laughing emojis it reminds me of Bassets Liquorice allsorts !
The little fu**er didn't even need glasses ... ... only wore them cos he thought they made him look like Ben Kingsley
