I went to Boots not long ago for some deodorant. The assistant asked “Do you want the ball type?” I said “No, it’s for under my arms”
Heard a similar one - I went into a Norwegian chemist and asked for deodorant. The assistant asked Ball or Aerosol (say it in norwegian accent)? - no its for under my arms
Saw this Elaine Page Had to explain a truncated story on the Telegraph I think I need to clarify to @Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation