Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I've started a new dating agency for chickens, I'm struggling, I'm finding it hard to make hens meet.

 

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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

As I looked up, I noticed that she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.

"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so that I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive, and being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure that my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away, and after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know that my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."

 

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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

Why would you put same sex birds on a register ....

.... get a male in and put them on a rooster.

 

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they aren’t that good looking mate one had a comb over.

 

The difference between your post and mine is ...

... yours was funny.