I just rang the council to ask for permission to have a skip outside my house. She said "Go for it fatty, you need the exercise".
I went to the doctors recently. He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “Like what, bacon and burgers?” He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”
I was arrested and held in custody yesterday for breaching lockdown regulations ... ... I just sent myself a text, attached a file, and I was out in no time
Saw this article on BBC about World Health Organisation and anti body tests so I clicked on it. First thought was she's worth a blow through then second thought was s**t she' seen my c**k