I once saw an advert on Gumtree that read, 'Crystal ornament of a fish, no chips.' I always hoped that it was accidental, but they may just have been witty.
I'm new to this fishing malarky. Do I really have to keep maggots in my mouth? I await your answers with baited breath!
Things are getting a bit tense between me and Mrs Smug during this lockdown. She's acting weird so I've had to take a few sensible measures. I'm pretty sure I've hidden all the sharp knives and put my g
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t believe in Fred Flintstone, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!!