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  1. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    You sure it wasn’t s hite?
     
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    But did you have frog in the hole.
     
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    Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?"

    Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."
     
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    36D600B2-4375-4C8A-A0F7-BDB1A7BCFE49.jpeg
     
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  5. Smug in Boots

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    I thought I'd have a go at being a solicitor but realised it might not be so easy when my first client, accused of rape, was Mr I. Forster <doh>
     
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    Later we'll have some F***IN pie... :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0138-think
     
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    I just asked the barmaid if she'd give me a kiss under the mistletoe ...

    ... she said she wouldn't give me a kiss under anaesthetic <doh>
     
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    I said I would kiss her under the camels toe..
     
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    Don't know why, but my Mrs not too impressed withe her present..



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    ffdf.JPG it's pretty bloody obvious mate ... <doh>

    <cheers>
     
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    You know the old saying as long as I have a face <laugh>
     
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    A mate of mine lived in a skip round the back of a restaurant in Burgundy.

    He made himself clothes by peeling the labels off old wine bottles ...

    ... I wouldn't call the lad a tramp but he was quite Chablis dressed <laugh>

    ..
     
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    I once had a girlfriend who I really liked but she nicked my car ...

    ... Joy Rider she was called, I suppose I should've guessed <doh>
     
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