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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.
There must be a link to chutney there somewhere
I went to the opticians this morning. You’ll never guess who I bumped into?
I was promised a great blow job by a lass but I found it frustrating tbh.
She kept rinsing her mouth out with water then coffee the next time ...
... I felt she was blowing hot and cold.
My mate desperately wanted to be a pilot, but his dream just never took off
He went to become a cocoa farmer, but failed when he realized he was just a clown.........I’ll get me coat
I used to run an archery business but I didn't hit any of my targets.
That was so bad it made me quiver.
Oh dear, he aimed to please
Just a shot in the dark I suppose
You talk some bull
I fail to see his point tbh ....
You will soon you prick.
How did I suddenly become the target?
What are you man! Made of straw or summit
More likely to pick up an STD
In case you didn't know, Yoda's last name is Layheehoo.
Already getting my coat
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
On a series note.. Frogs legs are a delicacy but I have never heard of toads legs being on a menu..