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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    There must be a link to chutney there somewhere <laugh>
     
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  2. Nacho

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  3. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I went to the opticians this morning. You’ll never guess who I bumped into?








    Every ****er.
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I was promised a great blow job by a lass but I found it frustrating tbh.

    She kept rinsing her mouth out with water then coffee the next time ...

    ... I felt she was blowing hot and cold.
     
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  5. Class of 73

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    My mate desperately wanted to be a pilot, but his dream just never took off
     
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  6. Class of 73

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    He went to become a cocoa farmer, but failed when he realized he was just a clown.........I’ll get me coat
     
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  7. Nacho

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    I used to run an archery business but I didn't hit any of my targets.
     
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  8. Smug in Boots

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    That was so bad it made me quiver.
     
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  9. Class of 73

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    Oh dear, he aimed to please
     
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  10. Class of 73

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    Just a shot in the dark I suppose
     
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  11. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    You talk some bull
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

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    I fail to see his point tbh ....
     
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  13. rooch 3

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    You will soon you prick.


    No offence <laugh>
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    How did I suddenly become the target?
     
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  15. rooch 3

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    What are you man! Made of straw or summit
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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  17. Smug in Boots

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  18. Chunksafc

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    In case you didn't know, Yoda's last name is Layheehoo.


    Already getting my coat
     
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    How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

    A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    On a series note.. Frogs legs are a delicacy but I have never heard of toads legs being on a menu..
     
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