Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite .....

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  1. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Mmm. Nice they just melt in your mouth
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

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    We had a go at raising cattle but couldn't get enough straw for their bedding ...

    ... we tried using old newspapers but had big problems with rustling.
     
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  3. Ozzymac

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    I got my work mate a get better soon card.

    He's not sick, i just wish he'd get better at his job.
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I've just read a great sports book about the little known cricketing career of Terry Venables ....

    ... for anyone interested it's called, "For whom the Tel bowls."
     
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  5. Ozzymac

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    A mate of mine's wife disappeared a few weeks ago.

    He received a call from the police yesterday saying that there had been some developments in the case and he should prepare for the worst.

    Poor bloke now has to go down to the salvo's and get all her stuff back
     
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  6. Sheep Farmer

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    I used to raise cattle - a jack under each foot does the job nicely
     
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  7. rooch 3

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    So that’s why meats so high
     
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  8. Sheep Farmer

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    Price of pork ruined my dad's sausage roll business - he couldn't make both ends meet!
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

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    Mr's Smug had just been out to the local farm choosing her Christmas turkey.

    I wasn't really listening but she reckons they're really expensive, I'm sure she said the best ones were on hire purchase <doh>
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

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    Sorry mate but that sounds like polony to me ...
     
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  11. Sheep Farmer

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    He tried making that too but things took a turn for the wurst
     
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  12. Smug in Boots

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    Steady on mate!

    This is supposed to be a thread for terrible jokes ...

    ... that actually made me laugh <laugh>
     
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  13. Class of 73

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    My mate tried to make his own sauerkraut, but It didn’t work out and he got into a right pickle
     
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  14. rooch 3

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    You sound like a right brat
     
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  15. rooch 3

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    Ha ha that made me chutney
     
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    Richard Branston would have been proud of that :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  17. Ozzymac

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    How do you make a hormone?

    Kick her in the crutch
     
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  18. rooch 3

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    There must be a link to chutney there somewhere <laugh>
     
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  20. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I went to the opticians this morning. You’ll never guess who I bumped into?








    Every ****er.
     
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