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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Alpha
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  2. Nacho

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    That's why nobody sits next to you at the game.
     
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  3. Nacho

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    I ate a frozen apple for lunch today. Hardcore.
     
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    Mmm. Nice they just melt in your mouth
     
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  5. Smug in Boots

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    We had a go at raising cattle but couldn't get enough straw for their bedding ...

    ... we tried using old newspapers but had big problems with rustling.
     
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    I got my work mate a get better soon card.

    He's not sick, i just wish he'd get better at his job.
     
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    I've just read a great sports book about the little known cricketing career of Terry Venables ....

    ... for anyone interested it's called, "For whom the Tel bowls."
     
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  8. Ozzymac

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    A mate of mine's wife disappeared a few weeks ago.

    He received a call from the police yesterday saying that there had been some developments in the case and he should prepare for the worst.

    Poor bloke now has to go down to the salvo's and get all her stuff back
     
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    I used to raise cattle - a jack under each foot does the job nicely
     
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  10. rooch 3

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    So that’s why meats so high
     
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    Price of pork ruined my dad's sausage roll business - he couldn't make both ends meet!
     
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    Mr's Smug had just been out to the local farm choosing her Christmas turkey.

    I wasn't really listening but she reckons they're really expensive, I'm sure she said the best ones were on hire purchase <doh>
     
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    Sorry mate but that sounds like polony to me ...
     
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    He tried making that too but things took a turn for the wurst
     
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    Steady on mate!

    This is supposed to be a thread for terrible jokes ...

    ... that actually made me laugh <laugh>
     
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    My mate tried to make his own sauerkraut, but It didn’t work out and he got into a right pickle
     
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    You sound like a right brat
     
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  18. rooch 3

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    Ha ha that made me chutney
     
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    Richard Branston would have been proud of that :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  20. Ozzymac

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    How do you make a hormone?

    Kick her in the crutch
     
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