Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

She came third.. I know I'm probably a biased dad but I thought she should have won hands down.. These were the top four.. There was a number of other girls who I though should have made the top four as well.

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I don't know if the contest also involved limerick writing or atlas stone lifting but your daughter is by far the prettiest of that bunch. Not even close mate.

 

during the interval there was loads of the neutrals in the audience who came up to us and said they had picked our daughter as the winner. However, my daughter was not one to take this seriously and just said she had a great experience and all the girls were nice.

 

Was it just based on appearances or did they have to make a speech about ending world hunger then play a sax solo? I dunno, my only knowledge of these things comes from the American ones I've seen on tv.

 

The other three there aren't even pretty, Whitey, which tells me something about the judges
Rachel's naturally pretty and 'miles' more attractive than any of the others here, which raises only one question . . . . do you know her dad

 

Was Stevie Wonder the judge?

 

the one with the cup looks like a transgender, the one to the right of your daughter is in the wrong competition the glamorous grans is next week, this was a straight forward fix your lass should have won hands down

 

The lass on the right was the oldest in the competition at 29. I had the winner in the bottom two and i think everyone was astounded when she was announced the winner..

 

if she is 29 then im sweet 16 and never been kissed

 

Footballers when they were boys..

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To be honest RAW with the introduction of VAR there is a distinct possibility that Suarez could have a goal ruled out because his teeth are offside

 

Joking a side it’s the laser that decides
Shirt cuff laces etc

 

We're on a walking holiday of the UK and were recently near Stirling. We walked to the William Wallace monument, very impressed tbh, and climbed to the top. There was a foreign lad with sandals, shaved head, saffron cloak and a staff.

I said to our lass, "I can't believe it's not Buddah," at which she took offence and refused to accept it was funny.

Was it?

 

Yeh
Nowt wrong threre

 

What do you call an early retired Chinese scuba diver ...

... Wan Lung

 

Boris leaves Buckingham Palace to take his place in Number 10..

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Picking up the garbage along the way in the form of Worzel Gummidge Corbint

 

Heaven help us now that Bonko is in charge.... do you think any of those MPs, especially those that had leave constituencies regret not voting for the Maybot's deal..

The Lib/Dems are born again evangelical/vegan remainers as they see it the best way of getting more MPs

It may be more Tories hate Bonko than Labour... as Bonko may be worse in the public eyes than Comrade Corbyn

Corbyn at heart a leaver, is forced by his party to have a 2nd ref and if there is a GE will probably get slaughtered at the polls

Bonko will come back from seeing his best mate Trump (both born in Manhattan) with a piece of paper saying 'trade deal in our time'

 

Love boris cracking lad