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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    You have to see it to believe it
     
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    Celebration fail <laugh><laugh>

     
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    Where does a sick sailor go ...

    ....the docs.
     
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    I found a dead sailor on the quay the other day he’d been trying to get a drag off a capstan
     
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    This was a joke which I believe I made up about 20 odd years ago, which does the rounds these days.. My claim to fame..
     
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    This is my limerick about Ding Junhui
    Who lost to Ronnie O’Sullivan and started to cry.

    There was a young man fro Shanghai
    Who grew up to be a canny snooker guy
    But when he lost to Ronnie
    He said I’m very sorry
    And next year I’ll come back and not cry
     
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    If Carlsberg did poems.... This would be Ace lager...
     
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    bet that took Gill 10 mins<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    20.<laugh>
     
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    did you have to give it to a five year old as his homework ,<laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0125-mmm:
     
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    A bloke up our way got caught shagging a sheep in the pub... He ended up getting baahed..
     
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