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    I was watching Match of the day last Saturday night when the wife said "Are you coming up to bed darling, I fancy sex?" I replied "Sure, I'll be up a soon as the footy has finished."
    "Great.. " she replied in an annoyed voice... "You can record it you know!"
    "Ok, you set the camcorder up, and I'll be up when the footy's finished!!..
     
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    A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, mum, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “OK, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.”
    “That’s amazing, mum. You’re right. How did you know?” His mum replies, “I don’t like her.”
     
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    Is this an example of A.I. never being able to work perfectly :emoticon-0112-wonde
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    I didn’t think that I needed orthopaedic shoes, but I stand corrected.
     
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    Breaking news

    69 has been upgraded to 96 due to inflation and the cost of eating out:1980_boogie_down:
     
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