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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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  2. Blunham Mackem

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    Honest to god I've seen a chicken fly at almost at the speed of light!

    My first wife threw a frozen chicken at me. It was like a ****ing cannonball. Went through a closed door like it wasn't there!

    I have a rule now. Every wife since then can't buy frozen fowl.
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

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    You should have ducked..
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

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    Eider ducked anyway..
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

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    How do you think it got through the door?

    36 years ago, but the fly-by nightmares persist <laugh>
     
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    Just for the record, coz I'm drunk, she's an extraordinary woman.
     
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  8. rooch 3

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    Being a woman it was probably a fowl throw anyway.
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Not according to Hen-derson..
     
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  10. rooch 3

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    Or Geremy Cluckson.
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

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    Yes..He is not a very pheasant man..
     
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    You will Roo stering it on this forum mate.
     
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    I Kangerover that comment marra..
     
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    Go and take a run and jump then.
     
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    I bet your face was Beamon when you thought of that..
     
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    one on the left must have been flying the flag the size of her knickers, bet they both enjoyed it though by the size of their smiles.
     
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  17. rooch 3

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    Bet your own face leave mine alone.
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

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    No chance of a loan of me pal..I'm a right tight barsteward..
     
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    Is that the same doctor that told our lass that she had acute angina?
     
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