Honest to god I've seen a chicken fly at almost at the speed of light! My first wife threw a frozen chicken at me. It was like a ****ing cannonball. Went through a closed door like it wasn't there! I have a rule now. Every wife since then can't buy frozen fowl.
one on the left must have been flying the flag the size of her knickers, bet they both enjoyed it though by the size of their smiles.