I went a restaurant last night, ordered a starter, and the waiter wacked me across my face ! I then ordered my main course, and he walloped me again ! I ordered dessert, and he lamped me one again . . . . that’s the last time that I go out for a slap up meal.
For Sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, but hasn't retrieved any gold yet . . . . I should have just bought a metal detector !