I suppose I’m in the minority, but I always lick the knife when I’m finished. None of the other surgeons seem to do it.
Just when you think society is broken beyond all repair, one video brings the whole world together to celebrate a rich c*nt’s life being ruined at a Coldplay concert.
I accidentally paid for my meal with my organ donor card. My dinner literally cost me an arm and a leg !
Mick and Paddy are in London to donate sperm to a sperm bank, but it all ended up going wrong . . . . Mick came on the bus, and Paddy missed the tube !
I went to doctors the other day I said “I keep having this dream beautiful women coming towards me snd I push them away , beautiful women coming towards me and I push them away “ The doc said “what do you want to do ? “ I said “ break me arms “
I've just found out that Steffi Graf, the former tennis star, has a sister called, Polly. Trust me . . . . l’m not lying.