Two asylum seekers tried crossing the Channel in a kayak, but it got cold so they lit a fire. This burnt a hole in the bottom and the kayak sank, which is proof that you can't have your kayak and heat it
A woman on a bus asked me "do you have any pets ?" I said "yes . . . . a goldfish." She said "any hobbies ?" I said "he likes swimming."
I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you, but if you upset her even more, you get the silent treatment. Does anyone else think it's worth the extra effort?
