Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

1. Mansfield fans dress up to go to Birmingham

 

The year was 2002. I was over at a friend's house when I met their female company who was staying over. The first thing that struck me about her was the quite fiery red hair and not to brag, but I noticed she could not take her eyes off of me. I said, "Hello.". Somehow, I knew right away that this was going to be something for the long-term. We really hit it off and she came back to my place that same evening. Despite meeting her just 8 hours before, we found ourselves in bed together. I had the TV on and things began with just cuddling. Embarrassingly, I dozed off and woke up to her sitting on my face. Despite already loving her, she had gone too far and I vowed to never let that rescued cat in the bedroom again after 10 PM.

 

My wife said that we should have sex every day while trying to get pregnant.
At first I was ecstatic, until I realised that she meant sex with her.