My dog swallowed a good few of my Scrabble tiles, so I took him to Vet to get him checked out . . . . there's been no word yet !
I've just come back from the national housebuilding championships . . . . I made it through to the semis.
During labour, the nurse came up to Paddy and his wife and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" Paddy said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name.
