I made love to Mrs. A. for an hour & five minutes last night/early this morning . . . . I thought that she'd be more pleased than she was
At Heathrow Airport today, a man, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe that he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement, which has struck terror into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
