A man is alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty Flight Attendant, so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline that she works for. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto “To fly, to serve ?” The young woman looks at him blankly, and he sits back and thinks about another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto “Winning the hearts of the world ?” Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto “Going beyond expectations ?” The woman looks at him sternly and says “What the **** do you want ?” “Aha” he says . . . . “Ryanair"
A policeman pulled over a driver and told him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won £5,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money ?” the officer asked. The man responded, “I'll probably buy some driving leasons.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, said “Don’t listen to him, officer . . . . he’s a smart arse when he’s drunk.” This woke up the lad in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, “I knew that we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.” At that moment, there was a knock from the boot and a voice asked, “Are we over the border yet ?”
