"I got fired today," I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash." "That's a bit harsh," he replied. "They don't f*ck around at Air Traffic Control," I said.
As I was climbing into the new bed that I bought us last night, my wife snarled at me and turned the other way. I think she's just jealous that I got the top bunk.
FINALLY: After 9-month long space stay, astronauts Sunita Williams & Barry Wilmore to return aboard the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket on March 19th They also requested a carry cot and nappies