I spent a while this morning trying to think of an anagram for 'satanic breed' before I realised . . . . I can't be arsed !
I worked with a young lad a few years ago he was about 21 and he didn't understand me pissing myself laughing when he said his girlfriend was given a facial after work! He looked absolutely baffled as he explained she was training to be a beautician or some **** and needed the practice! I said he was only of the only bloke I've ever met who wouldn't think anything else when talking about facials with the Mrs.