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  1. spirit of 73

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    I bought a job lot of oven gloves, for my market stall, but they were absolutely shyte ...

    ... I really got my fingers burned with them <doh>
     
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    I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they've never even seen one of his paintings.
     
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    I just don’t like grandiloquent supercilious types who use brobdingnagian voluminous appellations to sound clever.
     
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    I saw a gorgeous girl at the supermarket buying tampons, so I plucked up all my courage and asked her if she'd like to go out for dinner ...
    ... in 5 to 7 days' time.
     
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    My mate's been admitted to hospital with extreme premature ejaculation.

    I asked the nurses how he is, and it's apparently still touch and go.
     
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    What do you call a Jock who's always blowing off steam, liable to go off the rails and never turns up on time ...

    ... the Lying Scotsman <doh>
     
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