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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    My mate said to me in the pub last night "Who's the bird sitting in the corner with duct tape across her mouth ?"

    "That's my new girlfriend." I replied.

    "Really ?" he said, "You've kept that one quiet."
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

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    My Dad always said to his assistant " pull the other one," great bloke terrible dentist.
     
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  3. Gil T Azell

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    Make your friends think you’re off on holiday ☀️
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

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    The girls at the art school kept trying to persuade me to pose for them ...

    ... but I refused to be drawn.
     
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    A kinky girlfriend once asked me to dress up in a black and white bear suit ...

    ... I refused to panda to her fantasies <laugh>
     
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  12. Gil T Azell

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    I've just won 10 years supply of Marmite.
    One jar.
     
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  13. Gil T Azell

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    When my wife walked out on me, I thought it would be great to be able to eat my dinner, just slobbing about in my underpants.
    But the whole f*cking restaurant's staring.
     
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    Saw my wife in stockings and suspenders for the first time last night.
    I said, “er, hello dear, you’re back early.”
     
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    After taking my time and giving it due consideration, I've decided I'll give dry January a go.
     
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  16. Gordon Armstrong

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    I've got a pet chameleon, but he can't change colour . . . . he has reptile dysfunction !
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Doubt ya have ever called anyone ma'am unless your job has required it (forces or police etc..)

    Load of American bollocks. Couldn't give too much of a ****e about any of that ****e me. Best way to judge someone is if they are a arsehole or not <laugh>
     
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    Some people will like that joke …

    … whereas some will hate it <laugh>
     
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