I had a totally wasted journey yesterday, flew out to Spain for an inquisition ... ... they said they weren't expecting me
When scientists told us that the Universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons, they forgot to mention morons
Fortunately scientists have developed a way to identify and isolate them … … it’s know as ‘social media’
Most people have heard of Karl Marx but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is mentioned to this day at the start of every race.