A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says,'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says,'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?' The bank manager looks back at her and says... 'It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
Remember when Sophie Ellis Bextor was witness to a murder at a French footballers house? She wrote a song about it... "Murder on Zidane's floor"
I`m sure I read somewhere that at the labour conference, David Miliband was given a standing ovulation.
Right you lot, I`m off to beddy-byes. a). Because I need all the beauty sleep I can get. b). If I stay on this thread much longer my brain will start to bleed. Note for future reference - English is my language. That alone gives me the right to abuse it as I see fit. Nite all.
I went for a job as a circus dwarf but the manager pointed out that I was 6 foot tall. I said, "Yes, I'm the tallest dwarf in the world." He said he'd put me on the short list
