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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Apparently, masturbating in a bath can save you up to £300 a year on toilet roll and socks.
    Last year it cost me £19,800 and my job in the plumbing centre.
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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  6. Gordon Armstrong

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    My wife complained that her Perrier was flat. I said "Not to worry . . . . it's still water !"
     
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    no idea how many times i have watched that and i still laugh like a kid through it.

    nice to do a bit of 'star spotting' as well, some top names in the crowd.
     
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  8. spirit of 73

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    What do you call an intestine that breaks free of your body and goes on a killing spree ...

    ... Colon the Barbarian <laugh>

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  10. Gil T Azell

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  17. Gordon Armstrong

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    I went to buy a lottery ticket for myself, and one for my dog.

    The girl said "Your dog can't buy one"

    "Yes he can" I told her, "the advert says players must be 18,or Rover"
     
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    Micah Richards losing it as they talk about Brest...

     
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine is celebrating his birthday today . . . . many happy returns :angel:
     
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