My wife said to me this morning "Did you even hear anything that I just said ?" . . . . which I thought was a strange way to start a conversation.
The person sitting next to me on this train hasn’t stopped talking loudly the entire journey. I’m starting to regret marrying her.
My wife asked me how we could stop the stairs from creaking. I downloaded the Slimming World membership form for her and now she isnt talking to me. What did I do wrong?
The old ones are sometimes the best. I received my first Christmas card in the post today, and it was filled with rice . . . . that’s when I knew that it was from Uncle Ben
I saw an envelope on my doorstep this morning that said ‘Do Not Bend' I stood there for ages trying to work out how to pick it up.
I was playing strip poker with the wife earlier and have to admit I was cheating like f*ck. It was the only way I could get her to keep her clothes on.
