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    I've given up both of my bad habits, smoking and masturbating...
    I used to be a 20 a day man, and I smoked like a chimney!
     
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    I got woken up in the early hours as my son got in from a night out, giggling and stumbling up the stairs before the inevitable groans and banging headboard of a good old drunken shag. 'That's my boy.' I whispered to myself and nodded back off to sleep, proud as proud can be!

    I waited for the all clear in the morning then collared him.
    "Had a good time last night?", I asked.

    "Yeah, thanks for asking.", he replied sheepishly.

    "Listen son," I said, "I was your age once, going round town nailing everything in sight but I was always careful and you should do the same. You did wear a condom didn't you?"

    "Don't worry dad," he replied, "we both did!"
     
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    An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said "You must answer 3 questions on the Bible".

    "1st - Who was born in a stable?"

    "Shergar" he replied

    "2nd - What do you think of Damascus ?"

    "It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.

    "3rd - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive ?"

    "That’s easy" he said "Popeye kicked the crap out of them!!"
     
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    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
     
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    Surely they should have just used the name of the reporter . . . . not a description :angel:

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