Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

1970s Subbuteo special . . . . Leeds v Derby County edition.
Norman Hunter v Francis Lee

 

Two Italian men get on a bus, sit down, and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses come together. I come once-a-more, two asses, they come together again, I come again and pee twice, then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady, indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives !"

"Hey . . . . coola down, lady" said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa ? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

 

Is he thinking "Oh feck"

 

This is blinking horrible

 

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Sorry but that is ridiculous. What is that bloke running that cadets playing at? Can tell he never served!

Sorry should say, I'm guessing he never served.

He probably wears a major rank slide (cadets earned rank) and has the kids believing their cadet earned ranks are real!

I know a lad I was in the army with taught adventure training, sailing or some such, he had some cadets do a deep intake of breath in a "oh **** you have ****ed up now" manner when he told some 14 year old cadet to run and grab something. When he asked what the problem was they told him the cadet was a sergeant major and my mate was a LCpl so the kid outranked him and they all genuinely believed their rank was real! That like this isn't the kids faults but the cadets leaders!

 

RODNEY TROTTERS personal passion wagon

 

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