Looking forward to having a chicken tarka for my dinner . It’s like a chicken tikka , only a little otter.
One day, when he was still only plain old John, he was off work with a stottin cold. His stand-in made quite a mess of the job and none of the baps rose properly. The Baker called them Stottin Cakes and lo, a North East tradition was born.
Paddy goes into a builder’s yard and orders 20,000 bricks. "May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter. "Yes, it's going to be a barbecue." “That’s a lot of bricks just for one barbecue," he says. Paddy says "Not really - I live on the 18th floor."