Two bananas are sitting on a river bank when two turds come floating by, and one of the turds said to the bananas 'Come on in . . . . .the water is lovely' One banana turned to the other and said 'Don't believe that ****e.'
My wife said she was thinking about Buying a Mini...?? I said, "You'll never get your f*cking big, fat arse into one of those". She said, "Not a Skirt, I meant the Car, you cheeky b*stard". "So did I". I replied
