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    One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard.
    She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class.
    The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board.
    Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
    Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously.
    At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words :
    "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
     
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    Might this work :angel:
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    I bought myself a tin of Mr Muscle 'Loves the job you hate'

    It's useless stuff, I tell you !

    It's been in the bedroom for a month and still hasn't shagged the missus.
     
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    Two old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a cigarette. When it started to rain one of the ladies went into her bag and brought out a pair of scissors and a condom. She then snipped off the end of the condom with the scissors and slipped it over the cigarette to keep it dry. The other lady thought this was a marvellous idea. So much so, the next day she headed down to the local chemists and asked at the counter for a packet of Durex. The chemist said, “Certainly, madam. What size do you require? Small, medium or large??” .... The lady thought for a second and replied, “Big enough to fit a camel.”
     
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    Porn: Naked couples engaged in various consensual sexual activity.
    Marriage: The opposite of porn.
     
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