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    Yet another owldy :angel:
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    It looks like he's already stopped !
     
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    Jamaicans find jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara
     
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    A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work, so he approached his assistant!

    "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic so I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients."

    "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

    The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

    Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

    "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

    "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.

    "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

    "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a man!'

    "Tunderin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "I put drops in her eyes and sent her to Spec Savers.”
     
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    If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!
     
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    The traditional team photo ahead of Manchester City’s biggest test of the season.
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    I was at the Ramside Hotel in August and a asked at the bar if they sold Guinness zero.
    "Yeah we do" came the reply, "it's £5.40 a can".
    £5.40, for a can!!

    It's no bloody joke I tell tha'.
     
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    After 12 long hours in the queue today, including no food or toilet breaks, finally, the moment arrived...
    The Aldi manager opened till number 2!
     
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    I was watching porn last night when my Nan walked in.
    Not the best way to find out what she does for a living!
     
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