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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
    The Englishman opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Ham and English mustard again! If I get ham and mustard one more time, I'm going to jump off, too."
    The Scotsman opened his lunch and said, "Haggis again. If I get a haggis sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
    Next day The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
    The Englishman opens his lunch, sees ham and English mustard and jumps too.
    The Scotsman opens his lunch, sees the haggis, and jumps to his death also.
    At the funeral, The Englishman’s wife is weeping. She says, If I'd known how really tired he was of ham and mustard, I never would have given it to him again!
    The Scotsman’s wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him cheese! I didn't realise he hated haggis so much."
    Everyone turned and stared at The Irishman’s wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He makes his own lunch"
     
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    i bet someone off here tried that number.
     
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    I haven't had any calls yet....
     
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  7. Gil T Azell

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    I hope not it's the Buckingham Palace Terrorist hotline <laugh>
     
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    Confessions of mad bob time?
     
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    You wish, lol
     
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    Then comes the big question, is their such a thing as a God?? Or did we just evolve ???????.
     
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    Some of us did Bob, some of us did.
     
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    My humble apologies for this

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