I got a strange text this afternoon off a number I didn't know. I replied, "Who's this?" I got a message back saying, "Your worst nightmare." Which left me a bit baffled as she was sitting next to me and hadn't moved the whole time
After becoming the first team to lose to San Marino in 20 years, Liechenstein have requested to play a morale boosting friendly against Man United next month.
Instructor "Can you read that car number plate from here ?" Me "Yes I can . . . . now please open our parachute !"