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    I was telling my mate about how uncomfortable the buses are and he said “Did you come on the bus, then ?”

    I said “Well I did, but I made it look like an asthma attack.”
     
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    I said to the lad in Tesco ‘is it true you carry customers shopping to their car free of charge?’ He said ‘we do’. As we got to my car I said ‘I only asked you to do it because I’m lazy’. He said ‘I realise that. Here’s your f*cking Twix!!..
     
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    "Breaking News"
    The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he "erect a penis"....
     
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    A man rushes into a bar and orders a double brandy. While the barman is pouring, the man
    extends his hand at knee height and asks: “Do penguins grow this big?”
    “I should think so,” the barman replies.
    The man raises his hand. “How about this big?”
    “Well, perhaps a king penguin, but I’m not sure . . .”
    The man holds his hand at shoulder level: “This big?”
    “Not a cat in hell’s chance.”
    The man knocks back his drink in one. “Bollocks. I just ran over a nun.”
     
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