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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I wanted to become a stand up comedian and practised my act with my masochistic girlfriend.

    I thought the sex was great but we split up because she didn't like my gags <laugh>
     
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    It is bemusing that we use the term baby when talking about someone giving birth. Has there even been a case of someone giving birth to an adult or a teenager?
     
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    The two genders

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    Yesterday I found out that, in Amsterdam, it's illegal to f*ck a prostitute with a wooden leg.
    Apparently it's better to use your penis.
     
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    I got this cordless drill off Ebay, but I think that I've been ripped off 'cos I can't find the battery charging point !
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