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    A policeman came up to me while I was walking through the park earlier

    "Excuse me, sir" he said, "I'm searching for a man; he's wearing a tracksuit, got a beard, about 5'10 - have you seen anyone matching that description?"

    "No I haven't" I replied, "I'll keep an eye out though, can't be many f*ckers around with a beard that f*cking long."
     
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    If I win the lottery ,, nobody around me will be poor and I mean that ,, I will move to a rich neighbourhood
     
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    A lad i know phoned a bog number in Durham he's been married to her for 32 years. strange life in,it.
     
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    What do you call a cannibals new flatmate ...

    ... Emile <laugh>
     
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    My next holiday destination sorted!!?

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    Tonight I saved a woman from the shame of prostitution.
    I didn't pay her.
     
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    I'm not saying that I'm getting old . . . . but my dinner time and my bed time are getting dangerously close to each other :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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