Every time that you're up at court, you're putting your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
My wife’s been complaining for hours about toothache. She’s been going on and on about the pain, and how much she’s afraid of the dentist. I’d had enough, so I got a pair of pliers, stood on her forehead and yanked the f*cker out. Let’s see how much moaning she can do without a tongue.
