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  1. Snaggey

    Snaggey Well-Known Member

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    Have a sympathy like.
     
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    Snaggey, Apr 15, 2024
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    What used to be known as a half past ten joke :biggrin:
     
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    Subject: The Doctor
    A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
    But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
    But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering..........
    "You're a veterinarian, you sick bast@rd."
     
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    spirit of 73, Apr 16, 2024
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    You might have to think about this one.

    'What do you call a woman who's always lecturing people at the pub?'

    Anna Notherthing <laugh>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Apr 16, 2024
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    What dessert always comes back on you ...

    ... a boomeringue <doh>
     
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    Blinkers !
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    My wife said she would come back home to me if I promised to give up my obsession with w*nking on the staircase.

    I said, "Okay, but can we take it one step at a time?"
     
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