My wife said "the happiest day of my life was the day I met you. When was yours?" I said, "24hrs before yours."
As I stood at the bus stop having a smoke, I was surprised to see the bus leaving before its scheduled time. I could've sworn I put the f*cking handbrake on
Why is it so difficult to get a job when you're 70-80 yrs old when most of the world is being led by people of that age
Aren't trains just rubbish/expensive buses that don’t go anywhere near to where you want to be, and you've got to travel miles to get to one in the first place
I remember last time I was on a caravan holiday with the mrs .. "Any chance of a blow job?" I whispered to the mrs when we were in bed. "For f*ck's sake!" she said, "My sister is in the bed over there!" "Good point," I said, "I'll ask her".
