I finished my first nude painting this morning. It was blinking cold and I got some funny looks, but the fence looks great.
Another one for the owldies . . . . BREAKING NEWS: Police have caught 4 suspects who've been on the run from a high security prison since 1972. please log in to view this image
Before I was born, my father apparently got a sign from God who asked him “Do you want your son to have a big willy or do you want him to have good grammar ?” I think that he decided to opt for what he thought was importanter
Two prostitutes were chatting on the corner. One says to the other, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" She says, "No, but I've been swung round by the tits a couple times."