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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I had a nasty surprise when I walked into the kitchen where my new Thai girlfriend was baking me a cake in just her underwear . . . . Spotted Dick !
     
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    That owld one :angel:
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    BREAKING:
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    their season, Newcastle United have removed their pitch to plant potatoes. That way they'll have something to lift in May.
     
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    When you call in sick to work, but go to the football instead.
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    Apple have said that although their profits are down . . . . their turnovers are still good !
     
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    I'm not saying me and my wife argue a lot, but my bedside table is next to the couch.
     
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    There's just been a major eruption in Iceland this morning ...

    ....£9.99 for a bag of chicken nuggets, I told them to shove it up their arse :steam:
     
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    Tact . . . . the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
     
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