I took my dog to the vet this morning. There's obviously a problem as he's constantly licking his balls. Other than that, he's a very good vet.
Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport ?…Who the f*ck’s going on holiday with armfuls of clothes saying ‘F*ck it , we’ll pack when we get there !’
I'm glad I found the joke thread, because today I realised I only have two or three Motown jokes. Four tops.