A Mag goes to the doctor and says his ears are hurting. When the doctor asks if it's inside or outside he says both ... ... "it's just as painful in the surgery as it was on the bus getting here"
40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me All 3 said No
I was told that after a vasectomy I wouldn't have kids anymore . . . . but when I got home the little gits were still there !