THE MOTHER-IN-LAW --- Darcy had to raise a kid on her own because her so-called man of the house was always out at the bar with his friends, and when he wasn’t, he was always slacking off at home. She called up her mother-in-law during a particularly hard day, whom she wasn’t always on the best of terms with because she tended to side with her son rather than offer the woman any sort of support. Darcy asked, “Could you tell me who changes the child if it poops itself? Is it the dad or the mom?” “It is always the mother, honey,” said the mother-in-law condescendingly. “Okay then,” said Darcy. “Could you come over, please? Your son got drunk and sh*t himself.”
Barred from the Bingo 3000 in Kirkcaldy, mi Nan and great auntie Pauline. Banned for pinching the dabbers.
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world today one piece of news went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise from Salford, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully at home at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family came when they were placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, then the trouble started.
Bit of humour before our match today. this is someone promoting abstinence on a COLLEGE campus … Remind me to get tequila on the next shop.
Vegans need to lay off others about their eating habits . . . . the last thing that we need is another Spinach Inquisition.
