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    Gil T Azell, Feb 22, 2024
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    Paddy and Mick were walking along the road when Paddy fell through an open manhole cover.

    "Arrrgghhh !" screams Paddy at the bottom of his fall.

    "Paddy !" shouts Mick "Have you broken anything ?"

    "No !" shouts Paddy "There's nothing down here."
     
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    A lad calls his boss a work . . . . "Sorry, but I'm going to be in late today. I've had a breakdown on the A77."
    "Oh . . . . what happened ?"
    "Dunno. I was driving along and the next moment I couldn't stop crying."
     
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    I'm not saying staff at my local Asda are lazy b*stards but I've used the self checkout twice and I've already been named Employee of the Month!
     
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    I was sitting drinking
    coffee in my slippers this
    morning, " when - thought to myself.
    I really need to wash some cups.
     
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    A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute…
    He says “how much for a hand job?” She says it’s £250.
    He says, “ £250 for a lousy hand job? That’s crazy! “She says, “Honey, follow me" and takes him outside.
    “See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world”
    So he figures he’ll try it, and what do you know, it’s great.
    It’s a week before he’s horny again. So he goes back to the same bar and asked her about a blowjob. She says "it’s £500. He thinks that’s too much. She says, “Honey, come out back. See that big house up on the hill? I bought that house with just money from blowjobs. I give the best blow jobs.” So he takes her up on it and it’s amazing.
    He’s absolutely drained for a month. Now he’s obsessed and he has to go back. He finds her in the bar. Desperately, he says “I gotta know, how much for the pussy?” “Oh honey,” she says, “If I had one of those I’d own this town.”...

    Take care out there lads you have to be very careful these days we live amongst some very strange people
     
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