Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

If you are bored on Valentine’s Day just walk up to random couples in restraints and ask who the **** is he?

 

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I love valentines day. I always forget on purpose so my Mrs will give me the silent treatment and I get some peace and quiet for the day.

 

I once went for a job at Specsavers . . . . the bloke gave me 4 pork chops and a pound of mince.

 

Laughed at that way more than I should have.
Must be in a good mood....

 

Why's Anal Shearer washing it, though

 

Roses are red, chocolates are nice,
I’ll buy some tomorrow, when they are half price !

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When I listen to Motörhead,
My neighbours do to.

 

in advance . . . .

I took my nan to a fish spa where the little fish eat the dead skin.
It took ages and cost £75, but it was still a lot cheaper than a funeral.